Ideas That Need Work

Fatterpillar — A chubby caterpillar feels gross and unattractive, so he watches a bunch of TikToks offering diet advice, does everything they suggest, and turns into a thin, beautiful butterfly.

Fat Bat — A bat is too fat to hang upside. He keeps falling to the cave floor and doesn’t get any sleep.

Cannibal No. 1 — A cannibal has a weakness for “sweets” (overweight people) and develops Type 2 diabetes at 39. He’s now on dialysis.

Cannibal No. 2 — A cannibal eats embalmed bodies because they give him visions. The more the chemicals poison his brain and liver, the more violent and apocalyptic his visions become.